September 8 and September 12 Journals

Narrator With Superpowers:
Can Know:
1. What animals say
2. Only transportation is a helicopter
3. Can stretch arms extra far
Can't Know:
1. Can't control future
2. How pain feels
3. Can't drive a car


At Mike and Kristie's wedding, I was near my brother when all of a sudden I heard "Ugh, this nut is so delicious" and when I looked around I saw a squirrel eating a peanut. I didn't want to sound like an asshole, but Donna stepped on my toe during the ceremony-even though all I felt was a tickle, I was still pissed off. After the wedding, my mom was drunk and needed a chair or she would fall on her ass, but I was 50 feet from her. I reached over and grabbed her a chair and she didn't understand how I did it, but she was drunk anyways. She needed a ride home and told me to use her car, but I can't drive! I had to take her in my helicopter instead, and the height made her throw up.